Jank Warfare: a spoof

March 20, 2003, 

The war in Iraq comes to a head after intel receives news that a elite group of terrorists have recovered a Tsar bomb and plan on detonating it in America, 

You Play as Stanley Yates, your solo mission is simple: Recover the bomb and kill the terrorists,

(THIS IS A PARODY GAME, DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE AMAZING)